Tuesday, October 23, 2007
joke of the week: farmer's donkey
The farmer entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The farmer was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.
The local paper read: Farmer's ASS OUT FRONT.
The father-in-law was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the son-in-law not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read: Father-in-law SCRATCHES THE farmer's ASS.
This was too much for the father-in-law, so he ordered the son-in-lawto get rid of the donkey.
The farmer decided to give it to his wife.
The local paper, hearing of the news, Posted the following headline: Farmer's WIFE HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The father-in-law fainted. He informed the son-in-law that he would have to get rid of the donkey, so his wife sold it to another farmer for $10.
The next day the headlines read: Farmer's WIFE SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the father-in-law, so he ordered the son-in-law to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
The next day the headlines read: Farmer's WIFE ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas .. The father-in-law was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY??? Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
The farmer was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.
The local paper read: Farmer's ASS OUT FRONT.
The father-in-law was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the son-in-law not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read: Father-in-law SCRATCHES THE farmer's ASS.
This was too much for the father-in-law, so he ordered the son-in-lawto get rid of the donkey.
The farmer decided to give it to his wife.
The local paper, hearing of the news, Posted the following headline: Farmer's WIFE HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The father-in-law fainted. He informed the son-in-law that he would have to get rid of the donkey, so his wife sold it to another farmer for $10.
The next day the headlines read: Farmer's WIFE SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the father-in-law, so he ordered the son-in-law to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
The next day the headlines read: Farmer's WIFE ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas .. The father-in-law was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY??? Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
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